Monday, June 25, 2007
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Artwork Of Woman In Red Dress Dancing On Beach
Another ghost
The other day I was talking with some friends who live together in a depa, I was being fucking me and live as a couple always also are grabbing the buttocks, but to me this does not bother me, there's nothing bad, not suck, they are my buddies and even reverse them shine ... I think I Well the fact is that one of them told us that once I enter the bathroom and shit that says he was washing his hands and the sink mirror he saw an old lady sitting on the toilet and rushed to for the yard screaming as well freko haha crazy, and that the other says no mames wey weyyyyyy, I once also between the bathroom and the mirror I also saw a viejilla sitting on the toilet but would not say anything because I thought it was because the drugs I had meter. So you do not suck the two saw an old lady sitting on the toilet in your bathroom, that if the fear is for shit.
I say it's the ghost of an old woman who died of constipation trying to shit, but who knows that fart. Did you say? Will they be fucking my buddies? ...
I say it's the ghost of an old woman who died of constipation trying to shit, but who knows that fart. Did you say? Will they be fucking my buddies? ...
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Train Groping Chikan Non
The Monkey
Well I decided to return to the world a little bit of everything that has given me ... (The net fucking asshole world, but anyway). I will reveal, my children, one of the great secretros of sexual happiness.
Throughout the history of humanity, sexuality has evolved into an art form, and a good craftsman who I am, I made reflected great works that are not far from my greatest contributions to life the world. Magnificent and sublime paintings that can only be compared to perfection in Sistine Capillla traces of the beauty of Mozart's notes, or small steps of Juanga Putis in concert.
all know there are many and varied ways to get (or make love then, for the most sanctimonious.) Thus, there are many positions: the missionary, of a dog, the goat to the precipice, 69, helicopters, and much more. But like all science, we can not dispense with experimentation. In that same field, in the sexual experimentation, I have left for posterity my greatest masterpieces.
I'm about to reveal to mere mortals, the ultimate in sexual positions. Something so big that I'm sure that will change the destiny of their lives and the world. A secret so well kept over the millennia, that only I and a handful of my loyal fans know. Those that are unbelieving heart, those who are not lovers of strong emotions, those that are easy to impress, I recommend not to continue, because the consequences of what I'm about to reveal can be devastating.
Behold, mere mortals, the magnificence and majesty of ... THE MONKEY!
works: 1 wey
1 hot as hot old
1 armchair
condom or any contraceptive (Optional)
La Morra is placed with a slightly raised back and up on the seat of the chair, while placing both legs open on the back of the cabinet and is held with both hands on the edges. The nose stands on the seat of the chair and stand behind it, so that they are being watched each other (as shown in the picture), taking his legs to the ankles or so and then proceeds to penetration by where else they please to both. Only if you are literate and with great experience at this art, you can drop the morra legs and moving his arms like pancho monkey while dining, as this action should be the name of "The Monkey" (for those who attended schools government, "monkey" literally means "monkey" or "monkey" in English).
Now, surely some of you have lost the reason will be mad and tearing their clothes to such disclosure. There is stuff that is better not to know in this world, but I decided to reveal the secret of Monkey only for the strongest. Only the chosen may imitate, but never even one of my greatest legacies. Calm
my children, is over, everything will be fine ...
all know there are many and varied ways to get (or make love then, for the most sanctimonious.) Thus, there are many positions: the missionary, of a dog, the goat to the precipice, 69, helicopters, and much more. But like all science, we can not dispense with experimentation. In that same field, in the sexual experimentation, I have left for posterity my greatest masterpieces.
I'm about to reveal to mere mortals, the ultimate in sexual positions. Something so big that I'm sure that will change the destiny of their lives and the world. A secret so well kept over the millennia, that only I and a handful of my loyal fans know. Those that are unbelieving heart, those who are not lovers of strong emotions, those that are easy to impress, I recommend not to continue, because the consequences of what I'm about to reveal can be devastating.
Behold, mere mortals, the magnificence and majesty of ... THE MONKEY!
works: 1 wey
1 hot as hot old
1 armchair
condom or any contraceptive (Optional)
La Morra is placed with a slightly raised back and up on the seat of the chair, while placing both legs open on the back of the cabinet and is held with both hands on the edges. The nose stands on the seat of the chair and stand behind it, so that they are being watched each other (as shown in the picture), taking his legs to the ankles or so and then proceeds to penetration by where else they please to both. Only if you are literate and with great experience at this art, you can drop the morra legs and moving his arms like pancho monkey while dining, as this action should be the name of "The Monkey" (for those who attended schools government, "monkey" literally means "monkey" or "monkey" in English).
Now, surely some of you have lost the reason will be mad and tearing their clothes to such disclosure. There is stuff that is better not to know in this world, but I decided to reveal the secret of Monkey only for the strongest. Only the chosen may imitate, but never even one of my greatest legacies. Calm
my children, is over, everything will be fine ...
Wednesday, June 6, 2007
Plain Metal Cuff Bracelet
(Put a title on this post)
I'm posting it now. I would say the classic lies that everyone says when they post, ques'que noooo I had a shitload of work and a putamadral of things to do and I got a hair more in the balls left and right that I'm kind of depressed and what not what ... But nel, the truth is that I am well Birdbrain and posting nothing more notebooks gifted me the win. Hey as
I tell them my dear stepchildren, no mamen, then fixed the other day I was there in the office doing what best to do: Become a jerk. I walked there by pulling the chonazo secretaries (at buenota and ugly, I do not discriminate, swept alike) and burning face everywhere you know, and why I called my boss:
- Click Conteraaaaasssssssss ! Come here you bastard!
immediately thought: (Vergas!, I fell Chahuistle!)
- err, if there !!!... I pretty jefecito Agrippina Aguantate little bit, right now go back to hanging out with you.
Well there I go to the office tanates head with the hand that was the first time I called my own and just that day and who was in a bad mood the lady. Total waiting scolding me, you know, and had even prepared my defense: nooo that was the fault of another goat and that Agrippina was the one I threw, I swear my jefecito that I do not like ...
And just when I thought nothing would be worse than the scolding mothers! I loose the most asshole to me last in life. Click old said he wanted to go to an event I do not know dick day against smoking, the health walk was called, that we were going to have a mother there and Stan and I wanted us (me and other dudes ) putting the mug there. But no, that was not ugly, until then there was fart, ugly is that it tells me: Ahhhhh the event is Sunday at 8 am ...
mamennnnn Nooooooo !!!!!! If Sunday is sacred and click or fuck! A whores who will do an event occurs on a Sunday at 8 am?? And then worse, who the fuck you think of sending a alcoholic like me to attend a fucking anti-smoking event (haha if you look fireplace) and put the face with a group of women and children?? That bone, it was obvious that Saturday night I was going to put up keke lol, well fart. Well that is if that no way to say no to the boss. Totaaaaalllll already arrived on Saturday, and here I PEDOT I know haha, den we went that went from strawberries. Already hacerselas not long, everyone please sit down because I left the pedagogical and at 6 and caho AM haha, I launched into my house, I bathed, I swallowed something and I take about 20 liters of Listerine in the mouth haha. I'm home
still fanning creed, bone between oil and fart, so good fucking mother, not sleeping, very nearly to the goddamn drink in one hand and a cigarette in the other haha. No and I think it still brought the party inside for Thinkers who had there in the event a band playing here guapachoso and as I got to dance haha. And when I stick the raw, agarrenme confidence, I was walking and carrying everything off the eggplant. I think if he had already a very expensive teporocho and destitute by anyone where I was approached and children cried when they saw me haha. And just the fucking event and shoving my house as I could, I arrived at noon and I died the next day to click. Ahhh
no mamen, well no big deal what I did, all we have ever done, egg, if not necessary for us to say "nooo fucking go away to reveal (a)" and as good PEDOT us worth a shit and there are going to taste the pleasures of Bacchus as if the click were to end alcohol. Then if the peda was all go there midweek crudotes at work or school, or fuck, sad drunks disgust me malacopas ...
and so I'm not going to take ... at least until the next order.
Pd .- Due to the pseudo-success, and with due regard to the fine and demanding (dis) taste, and soon is the 2nd great-Survey Click this humble blog. (Nel, the net is not yours, is mine, so I lleguenle ...! Ushale all!)
Dynamics Optional: Choose a name for this damn post for which I can not think or whores to put the title ... There will be great prizes and surprises for those who will be successful.
I tell them my dear stepchildren, no mamen, then fixed the other day I was there in the office doing what best to do: Become a jerk. I walked there by pulling the chonazo secretaries (at buenota and ugly, I do not discriminate, swept alike) and burning face everywhere you know, and why I called my boss:
- Click Conteraaaaasssssssss ! Come here you bastard!
immediately thought: (Vergas!, I fell Chahuistle!)
- err, if there !!!... I pretty jefecito Agrippina Aguantate little bit, right now go back to hanging out with you.
Well there I go to the office tanates head with the hand that was the first time I called my own and just that day and who was in a bad mood the lady. Total waiting scolding me, you know, and had even prepared my defense: nooo that was the fault of another goat and that Agrippina was the one I threw, I swear my jefecito that I do not like ...
And just when I thought nothing would be worse than the scolding mothers! I loose the most asshole to me last in life. Click old said he wanted to go to an event I do not know dick day against smoking, the health walk was called, that we were going to have a mother there and Stan and I wanted us (me and other dudes ) putting the mug there. But no, that was not ugly, until then there was fart, ugly is that it tells me: Ahhhhh the event is Sunday at 8 am ...
mamennnnn Nooooooo !!!!!! If Sunday is sacred and click or fuck! A whores who will do an event occurs on a Sunday at 8 am?? And then worse, who the fuck you think of sending a alcoholic like me to attend a fucking anti-smoking event (haha if you look fireplace) and put the face with a group of women and children?? That bone, it was obvious that Saturday night I was going to put up keke lol, well fart. Well that is if that no way to say no to the boss. Totaaaaalllll already arrived on Saturday, and here I PEDOT I know haha, den we went that went from strawberries. Already hacerselas not long, everyone please sit down because I left the pedagogical and at 6 and caho AM haha, I launched into my house, I bathed, I swallowed something and I take about 20 liters of Listerine in the mouth haha. I'm home
still fanning creed, bone between oil and fart, so good fucking mother, not sleeping, very nearly to the goddamn drink in one hand and a cigarette in the other haha. No and I think it still brought the party inside for Thinkers who had there in the event a band playing here guapachoso and as I got to dance haha. And when I stick the raw, agarrenme confidence, I was walking and carrying everything off the eggplant. I think if he had already a very expensive teporocho and destitute by anyone where I was approached and children cried when they saw me haha. And just the fucking event and shoving my house as I could, I arrived at noon and I died the next day to click. Ahhh
no mamen, well no big deal what I did, all we have ever done, egg, if not necessary for us to say "nooo fucking go away to reveal (a)" and as good PEDOT us worth a shit and there are going to taste the pleasures of Bacchus as if the click were to end alcohol. Then if the peda was all go there midweek crudotes at work or school, or fuck, sad drunks disgust me malacopas ...
and so I'm not going to take ... at least until the next order.
Pd .- Due to the pseudo-success, and with due regard to the fine and demanding (dis) taste, and soon is the 2nd great-Survey Click this humble blog. (Nel, the net is not yours, is mine, so I lleguenle ...! Ushale all!)
Dynamics Optional: Choose a name for this damn post for which I can not think or whores to put the title ... There will be great prizes and surprises for those who will be successful.
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