Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Can You Check In Candles

Dental Plan! Contrerastitlán

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Lisa needs braces ...

Thursday, November 15, 2007

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When disgustingly corrupt, wealthy and powerful, will summon my closest buddies and my lackeys to form my own city: "Contrerastitlán" .

going to be a city well chingona, will be a new Athens, a beacon of wisdom, knowledge and justice that will lead the world, the Utopia of St. Thomas come true. Obviously I'm going to be the democratically elected mayor Vergaz tip that does not vote for me. My political party will be the PSCRD ( Culeros Salt Party and Democratic repressors) and my policy will idiología Communist-Marxist-Leninist-capitalist keynisista-Friedmanite-Fox-Chavez-marijuana. Certainly not be allowed opposition parties, only football ..... ¬ ¬ (ah that sucker).

going to be a bar on every block and the streets are going to take rude names: Avenida Butts, Assholes street, Paseo de la Verga, Cacas private, etc.. Imagine what the hell is: hey dude how you got home? Oh yeah look, grab all the Dick, you go straight and get Guevara Izquierdo Hairy take the side and you walk out the Pussy up to the Smelly Shit, there bend right and live half a block. "Although I've been thinking that to increase the cache would not hurt to put street names in French, for example," Rue du Vergox "," Rue du Anotrè "or" Rue du E. Chart Blanque. The pure lineage.

As in my city's tolerance and respect are important thing, we will call "fucking" the assholes and we will go to them as "heat-sensitive people in the queue", so
know Shuriken, Imnotok, Mr. Pornow, Ricardo Luna and pals , and will go live in my city without fear that discriminate be fucking, I say, as "heat-sensitive individuals tail "and Imnotok made up and asked me to be president of the new gay community. Here you can live in peace and dignity and shall be persons known for their ability to get Riata feet in the ass. Oh and by the way as a welcome gift to all of these people were giving away their Placerex 2000, one of a kind.

manipulate genes and we will become a perfect race of warriors as well cock so Leonidas and his 300 Spartans, and when we are bored we would go well and we would leave their mother to the nearby towns nothing more for diapers haha. Ah also will be banned for the poor and blacks, but because they are ugly and nacos and would not give it good look at my town, Do not think I'm racist or something. For once I warn you that only women can live more Contrerastitlán good, so you know pudes be sending your application with photo and we'll see if you agree, if you are ugly please do not try it, likewise if you are male and are of those freaks, geeks, emos, goths, neorevolucionaros, communist or any of that shit please do not try, evitanos madarte penalty much to the cock up asshole. Within

delivery of justucia, me and my circle of wise and honorable elders decide on any misunderstanding in the metropolis always based on the principle that us old but good. Y in a matter of education, the best institutions will serve the young, as the worthy Rolando Calles University and the Autonomous University Benito Camelo.

Anyway I have a chingomadral of ideas that will make Contrerastitlán the best place to live on earth, but then I follow that and gave me Guevara. Since all

lleguenle therefore ushale ushale.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

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public attention wanted:

This time I want to present to Jenna and Jenny, they are a pair of twin daughters affected by the unsinkable taiboleras in Tabasco. In my infinite compassion I have decided to enable my own home as a shelter for this pair of little girls who have lost everything and for all other victims of the tables of Tabasco, providing shelter and food until the contingency happens. However, maintaining a shelter is no easy task and will need your humanitarian and disinterested in carrying out my altruistic work.

then attached a picture of Jenna and Jenny in the hope that his heart be moved and join this noble cause:


is urgent to send food to help these poor girls who have lost everything. This is the list of essential items we need:

- Thongs
- Braziers
- Tubes
- Baby Doll
- Stockings

Please people, these are items that need to shelter the homeless from my house. Jenna and Jenny well as many who have lost everything, I hope to help as many as I can, not only by offering my house as a shelter, but also because I am getting to chamba in some tables around here.

Many thanks.