June 24, 2007
Yesterday while I was shitting and bathroom tiles had occurred to me the crazy idea of \u200b\u200bshooting a porn movie entirely domestic production, with actors and actresses from home. As I cleaned up the ass, I quickly came to mind several possible names for my film, for example, "Penetraitor", "The Riaton Miguelito" or "Ricky shameful", but seemed very unlikely and I'm not entirely convinced. However, never ceased in my endeavors and I work hard on the script of my film, here's a preview:
- Hello.
- We take?.
- Well.
I feel that will be a huge box office success.
July 7, 2007
The other day I was out of the antrum as well fart at 6 am with a load of hungry, wanted to buy a hot dog and soda, but like anything else only 15 bucks I was bringing enough to the hocho. In that little boy came to me one of those on the street and told me that if I gave a coin to acomplete to eat something, because it only brought the 10 pesos. Appeared ill and was very small and it moved me that I say "have to fuck yourself fucking kid, here comes the 10 bucks fucking ..." and throw me to buy my hocho and my drink for now if I stood for both.
is no doubt that I'm being touched by the grace of God.
July 31, 2007 oxxo
Today I went to buy some condoms. Behind me in the checkout line were 2 morrita talking, one of them was pregnant and carrying a little girl taken by hand. They came talking about his 20 years and had a daughter and she was waiting for another more. When I got to the box, calmly asked about condoms, as always large. The cashier replied with a mischievous smile and a wink. When he had paid and was about to leave, the girl asked back her mother that they were condoms, to which I, turning towards them, I said "no bother girl, your mother probably 20 years and knows not pregnant."
Dona The cashier was like 40, so I decided not to return the smile and the wink.
August 4, 2007
Yesterday I sent my proposal to the International Olympic Committee to make the launch of spitting an Olympic sport. Even Annex some points to qualify in this new sport, such as: accuracy, distance, consitent of gallaso, color and size. And until I have a decent national exponent of the new discipline. Pancho, a wey of my high school, was able to cast a beautiful gallaso to more than 4 feet away. Surely in this country will have several excellent athletes, and who knows, maybe we would be a world power in the launch of spitting, the possibilities are endless. I hope
popularize the sport among my acquaintances and approved by the IOC for Beijing 2008. Just imagine how many golds would win!
