Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Is Milo Good For Dieting?

Brief biography (unauthorized) on the author *

Born in Cuba Libre, in the state of intoxication. His parents were Don Pedro and the widow of Romero. It was the second bottle tomandante inflantería, but his goal has always been to be President.

holds a BS in recreation and use of leisure time, which no doubt wasted contemplating engaging in erotic films and the manufacture of jackets. That was in Europe recently, where he visited the Italian cities of Sebino Donna and Piccola Sobretti; in France was in E. Chart Blanqué and Le Cheri L'Avent. Being over there was to learn German and all I learned was to say in German rape: "Desvirgensen." Tried his luck in football, but an injury left him out of the question, so the medicines prescribed for Pitolina Mecolato Intrapiernoso and Tentramitilín . They waited to heal but to no avail. Was returned to Mexico, where he continued his studies in criminology and human anatomy class has learned many penis veins (seven hundred) has few nerves buttocks (thousand plus), and in many parts divide the back (loin, tenderloin and mine). Well that's it.

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Turning to other issues no interest for you, was closed the first Click-survey with some success ... (NAAA that yard). 101 votes were recorded and the results were as follows:


"Do you like the new look of the Blog?"


- Pss I I think I fart when I shot a Elba Esther: 27 votes (26.7%)

Here it is clear that we have a high index of past cock. No mamen! these if they are as disgusting, even if I were walking and super pedisimo (and stating that I have been) made him the small favor that ascooooo, surely podriría me and my amigototote that mother would never forgive me. Fucking sick sexual perverts.


- All of the above: 27 votes (26.7%)

Chingada madreeee told them not to vote for this option, your fucking fault my poll has a high degree of error, while there was a tie in the first place.


- No: 16 votes (15.8%)

obviously were more honest than 16 people participated in the survey. No way.


- Click Contreras I love you (I am a man): 14 votes (13.9%)

Well we have had 14 voters putos jajaja.


- Yes: 10 votes (9.9%)

Here it is clear that we have 10 lameguevos who just want to look good to me.


- Click Contreras I love you (I am a woman): 7 votes (6.9%)

Fortunately there are still women who know a good thing when they see it, but few persons, but no fart, quality over quantity. Congratulations girls! Click Contreras there for everyone.




* Courtesy of my buddy Eliud.

Friday, May 25, 2007

Denise Milani In Nylon

not suck!

Today I realized that I like the old office looks like a load to morrita coming out on the goddamn novel farting that:


I am here chingón well as if I were walking ligand to a TV star ...

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Christmas Tree Star For The Top Of The Tree

"Original Series" My Guevara ...

Well, there go the fucking all fucking day television appearances announced that they would begin their new series and a bitch and not lose them and cock, nononoooo, osea no mamen, and nor was it news that a figure of the virgin echo a fart or something, even in Fuch's matches of the league there are fucking and mother. And do not leave in peace inch see programs I see in your fucking shit channels, the "Women: Stories of real life" and that the "Move" (which comes out of Latin and putisimo gaton that of the Maribel Guard) Programs or both highly recommended that I never miss. net And I like that petty television appearances fool believe that one is seriously have to think (if they do) that one still believe everything they spend on TV, as not long ago the sport as he paid tribute to Negrete giving him the same shirt (they claim) with which scored a great goal in a World Cup and then turned out that was not the same shirt and everything had been taken from hair, jajaja pinches weyes, there if it sucked. The fact is that it spent advertising their "Original Series ".... MAAAMEEEEEN NOOOO !!!!!!! lol, cu Rent mono click cilindrero with half a brain would realize that these series are anything but "original." To begin with there is that the "Panther" (which by the way the dude who goes around saying that shit like pa'dentro) ques'que action-adventure series. Consider the plot. This is a cool guy for the fist well chingón is wrongly accused of murdering his old fighting for justucia while trying to unmask the real culprits of the murder of his morra ... Puuutsssss! No you fucking suck net originality! How he had never before occurred to anyone? ¬ ¬ Then there's that other
of "Sex and Other Secrets" (SOS). It does not take a genius to realize that chafisima is an imitation of the successful "Sex and the City", well not even bothered to change the characters, it leaves the writer, the fox who gets all the righteous and good friend. And they fart with the "13 Fears"? No mamen the ratillo I was watching a Friday until I got bored at the yard and better peda jaja I left. Click chairisimo program, not even scary haha, well that is not original
anything, even have a progam Tv Sucks similar since a while ago. And then the new program Adal Ramones, that if the central section is therefore is perhaps the least were shot haha, but I do not take away my head that something has to like the "Seinfeld" also saw a ratillo and I do not like anything, the jokes are rather crappy. Total who dare to show it proudly as "the original series, and he still put" Made in Mexico "lol, that sucked.
I know it will start to fuck I'm very good at criticizing and cock, which are tough if I am not suggesting that anything but the strip is that this is my blog and criticize those who it pleases me haha. But nothing else to say that I am no belt, and a television project was planned long before not to say that nothing else is fuck. Acuerdanse I always go one step ahead of you, dear children of mine.
The main character of my program is "Macana, a marijuana Flame travels through time to grab a Vergaser against
great characters of history in order to change it and get the supreme power, and whose best friend is "Globito", a semi-used condom that can talk to dead dogs hit. In the first season Madrazo Macana grabs with the likes of Einstein, Gandhi, Genghis Khan, Buddha and the Piporro. By the end of the ninth season, which will be the last, the fist will be against the very same Christ: Who will rule the universe? Who will be the most influential person in history? ... See for yourself now:

"The Adventures of Macana, the flame Marijuana" .

until now I have a small preview of the series, look:


This is an original series and not sucking.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Pirates.com Jesse Jane

True Adventures of the Smurfs

bullshit were one day everyone in the village when:













































Several hours later .. .





















Next day: